looking for a room in a semi luxury apartment? in lachine
Looking for a room in a semi luxury apartment?
Lachine, QC H8S 2T2
added 4 hours ago
$800
May include utilities
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| Live Like It’s 2099 — Room for Rent in Lachine, QC Renovated, upgraded, and yes — the toilet does more than you. Hey! I’m looking for a chill, respectful roommate who’s looking for more than just four walls — maybe someone who appreciates a good bidet, a calm space, and a living room guarded by a very opinionated cat. Location: Lachine, Montreal Renovated about 3 years ago — modern upgrades, lived-in comfort Rent: Let’s talk. I’m flexible and fair — not here to break your wallet, just looking for a good fit. The Apartment: - Smart Toilet with heated seat, remote control, custom profiles, bidet, dryer — it’s basically a spa for your behind. - Space Shower with rainfall, jet controls, temperature screen — it looks like it came from a sci-fi movie, and yes, it feels that good. - Washer/Dryer in-unit — no laundromat sprints in February. - Kitchen with dishwasher, stove, microwave, and a mounted Echo Show 15 that helps run the house like mission control. - Cozy living room with a comfy couch, flatscreen TV (not mounted, but proud), a battle-scarred cat tower, and Her Grumpiness, my cat. She looks like she’s judging you — she probably is — but she’s gentle, really. - Prime Video, fast Wi-Fi, and Alexa network throughout the home with Music Unlimited in shared spaces (if you want it on your own devices, we can split the upgrade). Guitars hang by the entrance, soft lighting throughout, and a subtle gamer/nerd aesthetic that’s welcoming, not overwhelming. Who I’m Looking For: Pays rent (or communicates — life happens, I’m understanding, just don’t ghost me) - Keeps shared spaces clean and vibes calm - Gets along with animals (or at least pretends to for the cat’s sake) - Doesn’t mind a guy who talks to his AI assistant — her name’s Elodie, and she’s basically co-owner of the apartment at this point - If you want a quiet, tech-savvy space with just the right level of personality — and a toilet that makes most chairs feel underwhelming — let’s talk. - Let’s figure out a price that makes sense for both of us. Room's ready, and so is the future. |